Sunday, November 29, 2009

Harold & Kumar Go To GenCon


On a Deadhead board recently, I read a post detailing what kind of erm, chemical help, the band was availing themselves of during the recording sessions for each album. Not sure how true it was, but it was funny as hell. Similarly, I've always wondered about rpgs...what kind of drugs were the designers doing when they wrote that stuff? Here are my tongue-in-cheek guesses:

OD&D - Coffee, beer & red wine, nicotine
1e AD&D - Sensimilla, coffee, nicotine, fruit wine
2e AD&D - coffee, nicotine, wine coolers
3e AD&D - Starbucks coffee, microbrews
4e AD&D - AA badges
OSRIC/LL/S&W - Viagra, coffee, nitroglycerin
Empire of the Petal Throne - Nepalese temple-balls, Persian H, mescaline, chai
Runequest - shrooms, sensimilla, herbal tea
WFRP 1e - blow, Lebanese black hash, Newcastle brown
CoC - pcp, nitrous, opium
Sorceror - Red Bull, paint stripper
RIFTS - roids, Gatorade
T&T - coffee, sensi, beer
Gamma World - acid, sensi, mescaline
d20 Gamma World - Xanax, diet pills
Traveller - coffee, truckstop speed, tequila
Vampire: The Masquerade - Xanax, ritalin
Talislanta - more of everything with a needle & a spoon
GURPS - valium, coffee
Forward to Adventure! - pipe tobacco, coffee
Exalted - fruit juice masquerading as a 'smart drug'

And feel free to add you own favorite hopped-up games to the list.

56 comments:

E.G.Palmer said...

We drank a lot of mead while playing AD&D. It seemed fitting.

ze bulette said...

What a crazy post... A part of me now regrets I never tried to engage any Green Tortoise passengers in a game of old D&D...yeah, I was a Green Tortoise driver a long time ago... :-)

ze bulette said...

oh yeah, your list seems to have forgotten the more obvious:

Paranoia - Sensimilla, although Crank seems to be apropos too (no exp. points with it here though) :-) it's funny cos I read a B/X Blackrazor blogpost recently about Otus and thought about posting a similar to this entry.

hh said...

What about Jorune?!?! You KNOW Leker/Teves/Leker must've been on some serious drugs. Let me take a crack (no pun intended) at it: Peyote, mescaline jelly, and ganja.

Ragnorakk said...
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Ragnorakk said...

This slays!

"RIFTS - roids, Gatorade"
heh heh!

maybe Miller & co had large doses of Dimenhydrinate(dramamine, etc) around at various points of Traveller...

crazyred said...

Metamorphosis Alpha - ditchweed and Cap'n Crunch.

Adam Thornton said...

Arduin: weed, weed, weed, weed, shrooms, weed, weed, beer, weed, weed, weed.

J.A.G.S. Wonderland: Stelazine.

F.A.T.A.L.: Roofies.

Mike(aka kaeosdad) said...

Hm... sounds like I may have to give Runequest a try.

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I am writing to tell you about an illustrated book called _The Shadow out of Providence_, a metafictional response to the writings of H. P. Lovecraft. Three artists illustrate the book: Erol Otus, of early Dungeons and Dragons cult fame (http://www.tor.com/blogs/2009/04/an-interview-with-fantasy-artist-erol-otus), Dan Zettwoch (http://www.danzettwoch.com/), and Timothy Hutchings (http://www.timothyhutchings.com/TH/Timothy_Hutchings.html).

We have launched a Kickstarter campaign to fund the design and printing of the book. You can learn more about the project there: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/98284667/the-shadow-out-of-providence-a-lovecraftical-metat

If we meet our goal, backers will get rewards ranging from copies of the book (digital or hardcover), to numbered prints or original works by the artists, to copies of the book handmade and bound by the graphic designer. Even small pledges will help us make this obsessive little project a reality.

Please consider posting a link or a blurb about the project on your blog or whatever social media you now use.

Thank you for your time.

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ezra@shadowoutofprovidence.com

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